• Question: Tell me your greatest joke of all time.

    Asked by morebrainlesssurgery to Huw, Gosha, Ray, Stacey, Steve on 17 Mar 2015.
    • Photo: Huw Williams

      Huw Williams answered on 17 Mar 2015:

      The M1 and the M25 are drinking at a bar,

      Then a great long streak or red tarmac walks in,

      The M1 runs off to the toilet very quickly,

      The M25 waits for a while wondering where his friend has got to,

      Eventually he goes into the toilets to look for him and finds him curled up and crying on the floor,

      “What’s wrong!” said the M25,

      The M1 looks up and says “*Sniff*… That guy that just walked into the bar…*sniff*. He’s a right CYCLEPATH!”

      *You did mean worst dad joke of all time didn’t you?

      Huw 😛

    • Photo: Steve Cox

      Steve Cox answered on 17 Mar 2015:

      I went to buy a watch the other day, and the man in the shop said “Analogue.” I said “No, just a watch !

      If you didn’t think much of that what about this one ? :

      I’ve decided to sell my Hoover … well, it was just collecting dust……..

    • Photo: Stacey Cutten

      Stacey Cutten answered on 18 Mar 2015:

      Oh no I’m really bad at jokes!

    • Photo: Gosha Barzowska

      Gosha Barzowska answered on 18 Mar 2015:

      AirBus withouth wings would be just a Bus….I hope you get it 🙂